lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

lonelycowgirlinyourarea:

girls there will never be too much parmesan… or garlic

if a recipe tells you to put a specific amount of parmesan or garlic fuck that recipe… create your own path, choose your own future, be the person you want to be not the person the society wants you to be

currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody:

transwicca:

bitchywitchyandtired:

transwicca:

nano-hero:

crunchie-morris:

New personality test

What vine do you think of first when you hear the word “avacado?”

an avocado? thaaaanks…

hey everybody! get on down to del taco, free shava ca doooo!!!

🎼Guac 👏 a mole ✨ guac guac ❤️❤️❤️ a mole 👌🎶

I don’t know this vine? What one is it?

americasfavoriteabolitionist:

Peter : I’m just gonna enjoy a calm vacation for once (one time) (1) (just the one)

Nick fury : *nerfs Ned in the neck*

Mysterio : *uses the Thames as play doh*

Any kind of responsible adult superhero : *nowhere to be seen*

Peter :

fuckyeahcoffeeandequality:

This is your local Scandinavian telling y’all that Norse mythology has a goddess called Lofn who is a goddess of love and bringing together those ‘for whom marriage was forbidden or banned’, and I’m not saying she said gay rights, but she totally said gay rights.